11 POWERFUL MEN BEATEN BY THEIR WOMEN - (LOL -- THEY FACED WOMEN EMPOWERMENT)

1.
Abraham Lincoln. According to Michael Burlingame, a history professor at Connecticut College and the author of "The Inner World of Abraham Lincoln", Mary Todd used to beat the hell out of Abe Lincoln.

1. Apparently, one time, Abe didn't put enough wood on a fire, so Mary Todd hit him with a log. Another time, Abe didn't buy the right kind of meat for breakfast, so Mary Todd smacked him in the face and drew blood.

By all reports, he hated his marriage; in 1864, he pardoned a Union soldier who abandoned the Army to marry his childhood sweetheart... and, while signing the pardon, Lincoln said, "I want to punish the young man. Probably in less than a year, he'll wish I had withheld the pardon."


2. Bobby Brown. Everyone thinks Bobby Brown used to hit Whitney Houston... but, according to Whitney herself, it was the opposite.

In an interview with the AP 10 years ago, Whitney said, "Contrary to belief, I do the hitting, he doesn't. He has never put his hands on me. We are crazy for one another. I mean crazy in love, love, love, love, love. When we're fighting, it's like that's love for us. We're fighting for our love."

Well, that DOES kind of sound like the greatest love of all. (Even better than learning to love yourself... the greatest love of all is learning to beat your husband because he got too handsy during the filming of the "Humpin' Around" video.)



3. Humphrey Bogart. Apparently, Bogart and his third wife, Mayo Mathot, used to get into alcohol-induced fights all the time. So why is he on the victims list? One of those fights ended up with her stabbing him in the back. (Not metaphorically.)



4. Christian Slater. Back in 2003, Christian Slater and his wife, Ryan Haddon Slater, got into a fight at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. She threw a glass at him and it shattered on his neck, requiring 20 stitches. She was arrested for domestic battery.

The weirdest part? On Slater's medical report, only one word was highlighted. Eskimo.



5. Bill Clinton. In the biography of Hillary Rodham Clinton called "Hillary's Choice", Hillary used to routinely beat on Bill, including one time after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke.

In a stranger, earlier incident, in 1993, Hillary scratched Bill's face with her nails and left marks on his chin. That happened after she got upset following a visit to the White House by... Barbra Streisand.

The book doesn't explain further... did Bill hit on Barbra Streisand? Did Barbra's music drive Hillary to the point of rage? I'm afraid we'll never know.




6. Al Green. In 1974, a few years after he became a giant star, Al Green was at his girlfriend, Mary Woodson's, house. She was married at the time... but, naturally, she started a fight with Al when he told her he wasn't also going to marry her. (?)

To get away from the fight, he hopped in the shower... while he was in there, Mary took a pan of boiling grits and dumped them over the top of the shower door. It gave Al third-degree burns on his back, stomach and arms.

Then she shot herself with his gun... and he realized his life was out of control and decided he needed to get back to God as quickly as possible.




7. Ron Artest. Ron Artest is pure crazy. One of my favorite anecdotes ever about an NBA player is that, after his rookie season with the Bulls, Ron Artest took an offseason job at Circuit City so he could get the discount. So the fact that he attracted a female crazy isn't all that surprising.

In 2002, Ron Artest's girlfriend (who was five years older than him, and the mother of two of his children) admitted to smacking Artest around.

That happened right around the same time Ron was accused of stalking a different woman and leaving her threatening messages.

It was about two years before he started the brawl at the Palace of Auburn Hills, though... and about three years before he was suspended by the Indiana Pacers because he asked for a month of vacation time to promote a R&B album he was producing. Man I love Ron Artest.



8. But I've made up my mind. I ain't wasting no more time. And here I go again.

Chuck Finley. Chuck Finley was a professional athlete; a Major League Baseball pitcher. His wife was Tawny Kitaen, the chick from the hood of the car in that Whitesnake video. Physically, that should've been a mismatch. But she... she had the rage.

In April of 2002, while Finley was on the Cleveland Indians, after a game against the Anaheim Angels, Finley took his wife to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Irvine, California. They left the restaurant because she was making a scene and, according to court papers, she wouldn't stop hitting, kicking and scratching him.

She ended up getting counseling and having to make a small donation to a battered women's shelter.



9. Stephen Hawking. According to reports in 2004 (which Hawking denied), his second wife, Elaine, was abusive to Hawking... which even led to him being hospitalized with a broken wrist and cuts on his face.

See, that's why he needs to equip his wheelchair with a go-go-gadget boxing glove.



10. Lionel Richie. In 1988, while Lionel Richie and his wife, Brenda Harvey, were going through a rough patch, she caught Lionel with another woman. She started beating the hell out of him, and ended up being arrested for spousal abuse.

Overall, on a scale of one to 11, I'd give that night's karamu a four.



11. Joe Elliott of Def Leppard. Getting beat down by his girlfriend... do you think it would've been a better or worse fight than him versus his drummer?Personally, I think the latter would've been all right.

FEMINISTS AT THEIR POLITICALLY CORRECT BEST

Men seeking equal treatment = "backlash"
Women seeking equal treatment = "feminism"

Discrimination against men = "equal opportunity"
Discrimination against women = "discrimination"

A woman with grievances = "victim"
A man with grievances = "angry"

Open discussion of gender issues = "misogyny"

Men looking for equal treatment in the courts = "abuse"

Consensual sex between a man and woman = "rape"

Heated discussion between a man and woman = "domestic violence"

Women receiving preferential treatment/privileges = "equality"

A numeric majority of the human species = "minority"

Any woman = "victim"
Any man = "oppressor"
Any child = "property"

A woman talking about hating men = "empowerment"
A man talking about hating women = "hate speech"

A sexually predatory woman dressed like a hooker = "liberation"
A man with any interest in sex = "rapist"

A woman who wants to be with her children = "mother"
A man who wants to be with his children = "abuser"

A woman who forces children under her care/authority into sex = "the
child was lucky"
A man who forces children under his care/authority into sex
= "pedophile"

A shelter providing emergency services to abused women = "women's
shelter"
A shelter providing any services to abused men = "prison"

Female genital mutilation = "sexual repression"
Male genital mutilation = "acceptable custom that protects women from
HIV"

A man assaulting a women = "(domestic) violence"
A woman assaulting a man = "humor"

A man who beats his female partner = "batterer"
A woman who beats her male partner = "victim"

A disposable slave = "man"
A human being = "woman"

Hating women = "a crime"
Hating men = "'a viable political act'"

Distorting or lying about reality = "feminist analysis"

Biology = "lies"
Reality = "discrimination"

Any power a man has = "patriarchy"
Any power a woman has = "empowerment"

Pornography pleasing to lesbians = "erotica"
Pornography pleasing to men = "exploitation and degradation of women"

Person who says feminists are wrong = "hate criminal"
Woman-firster and advocator of any measure against men = "feminist"

Patriarchy = "bad"
Matriarchy = "good"

Male leader = "backwards"
Female leader = "improvement"

Pro-lesbianism and female, anti-male = "feminist ideology"
Same standards, honest competition = "unfair"

Female sexuality = "nurturing"
Male sexuality = "objectifying"

Female virgin = "pure"
Male virgin = "pathetic"

Female modesty = "noble"
Male modesty = "creepy"

Pandering to male audiences = "sexism"
Pandering to female audiences = "fulfilling a niche"

Women standing up for themselves = "empowerment"
Men standing up for themselves = "chauvinism"

Woman proud of her appearance = "confident"
Man proud of his appearance = "vain"

Innate female advantages = "complementary"
Innate male advantages = "sexist"

Women's space = "safe haven"
Men's space = "patriarchal breeding ground"

Women discussing their issues = "theraputic"
Men discussing their issues = "whining"

Female intellect = "pioneering"
Male intellect = "masturbatory"

Man obeying a women = "respect"
Women obeying a man = "slavery"

Men being sexually critical = "shallow"
Women being sexually critical = "having standards"

Female rage = "indignation"
Male rage = "insecurity"

Male abuse of power = "direct consequence of patriarchy"
Female abuse of power = "indirect consequence of patriarchy"

Unemployed woman = "homemaker"
Unemployed man = "loser"

Female indulgence = "happiness/enjoying the life"
Male indulgence = "selfishness"