FEMINISTS AT THEIR POLITICALLY CORRECT BEST

Men seeking equal treatment = "backlash"
Women seeking equal treatment = "feminism"

Discrimination against men = "equal opportunity"
Discrimination against women = "discrimination"

A woman with grievances = "victim"
A man with grievances = "angry"

Open discussion of gender issues = "misogyny"

Men looking for equal treatment in the courts = "abuse"

Consensual sex between a man and woman = "rape"

Heated discussion between a man and woman = "domestic violence"

Women receiving preferential treatment/privileges = "equality"

A numeric majority of the human species = "minority"

Any woman = "victim"
Any man = "oppressor"
Any child = "property"

A woman talking about hating men = "empowerment"
A man talking about hating women = "hate speech"

A sexually predatory woman dressed like a hooker = "liberation"
A man with any interest in sex = "rapist"

A woman who wants to be with her children = "mother"
A man who wants to be with his children = "abuser"

A woman who forces children under her care/authority into sex = "the
child was lucky"
A man who forces children under his care/authority into sex
= "pedophile"

A shelter providing emergency services to abused women = "women's
shelter"
A shelter providing any services to abused men = "prison"

Female genital mutilation = "sexual repression"
Male genital mutilation = "acceptable custom that protects women from
HIV"

A man assaulting a women = "(domestic) violence"
A woman assaulting a man = "humor"

A man who beats his female partner = "batterer"
A woman who beats her male partner = "victim"

A disposable slave = "man"
A human being = "woman"

Hating women = "a crime"
Hating men = "'a viable political act'"

Distorting or lying about reality = "feminist analysis"

Biology = "lies"
Reality = "discrimination"

Any power a man has = "patriarchy"
Any power a woman has = "empowerment"

Pornography pleasing to lesbians = "erotica"
Pornography pleasing to men = "exploitation and degradation of women"

Person who says feminists are wrong = "hate criminal"
Woman-firster and advocator of any measure against men = "feminist"

Patriarchy = "bad"
Matriarchy = "good"

Male leader = "backwards"
Female leader = "improvement"

Pro-lesbianism and female, anti-male = "feminist ideology"
Same standards, honest competition = "unfair"

Female sexuality = "nurturing"
Male sexuality = "objectifying"

Female virgin = "pure"
Male virgin = "pathetic"

Female modesty = "noble"
Male modesty = "creepy"

Pandering to male audiences = "sexism"
Pandering to female audiences = "fulfilling a niche"

Women standing up for themselves = "empowerment"
Men standing up for themselves = "chauvinism"

Woman proud of her appearance = "confident"
Man proud of his appearance = "vain"

Innate female advantages = "complementary"
Innate male advantages = "sexist"

Women's space = "safe haven"
Men's space = "patriarchal breeding ground"

Women discussing their issues = "theraputic"
Men discussing their issues = "whining"

Female intellect = "pioneering"
Male intellect = "masturbatory"

Man obeying a women = "respect"
Women obeying a man = "slavery"

Men being sexually critical = "shallow"
Women being sexually critical = "having standards"

Female rage = "indignation"
Male rage = "insecurity"

Male abuse of power = "direct consequence of patriarchy"
Female abuse of power = "indirect consequence of patriarchy"

Unemployed woman = "homemaker"
Unemployed man = "loser"

Female indulgence = "happiness/enjoying the life"
Male indulgence = "selfishness"